sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

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tommarvolohiddles:

pontius-narcissus:

tommarvolohiddles:

yes I’m gonna call out sexist creeps yes it is necessary no I’m not overreacting and no I will not apologize for viciously protecting each and every girl to the best of my ability

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bye

Some would say that…

ah yes

I can see it now

in a situation where I tell a sexist douchebag to shut the fuck up, the girl who has been grabbed or ogled like property turns to me and says, “it’s ok, I’ve got this.”

i know she knows her shit, so I say “okiedokie” and turn to leave.

tumblr user pontius-narcissus leaps out of the bushes and screams “I TOLD YOU SO!!!”

they have been waiting for years, lurking from bush to bush to tree to fire hydrant, sometimes foregoing meals and surviving on the bare minimum of sleep, and it has finally paid off.

having completely forgotten this post, I stare at them in confusion for a moment before moving along my way because I have places to be and shit to do, and I don’t have time for someone who wants to make feminists seem as bad as “men’s rights activists”

(no really I am appalled at the stuff on your blog and you have absolutely no place judging someone who wants to make the world safer when you’re perpetuating some of the grossest sexist practices in, y’know, practice.)


Anonymous asked:

lord farqua from shrek was a reasonable man, he was a lord and shouldnt have to deal with the tedius tasks of fetching a princess from a tower like some lowly knight. also in that era ladies were totes items to be retrieved

strongly disagree, for lord fuckwad was named well

anybody else got unpopular opinions?


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rockees:

a ferocious beast


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all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot



Anonymous asked:

heads up yo, you should really refer to he/him pronouns as male pronouns bc there are nonbinary people who arent male but use them

yes hello friend it is I, a nonbinary transmasculine person who uses he/him/his! I am aware of our existence! where did you see that so I can fix it?


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pontius-narcissus:

tommarvolohiddles:

yes I’m gonna call out sexist creeps yes it is necessary no I’m not overreacting and no I will not apologize for viciously protecting each and every girl to the best of my ability

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bye

Some would say that this is typical misogynistic behavior by implying that women need protection from men and thus propping up the patriarchy. Just an FYI.

a person swearing to call out sexist assholes when girls don’t feel safe doing so is not misogyny it is necessary because girls are programmed by society to let shit go even if it makes them uncomfortable. so yeah, I’ll call out sexist assholes when I see them because often no one else does. when I still used she/her pronouns I spent too long trying to seem cute and meek and likeable and letting douchebags get away with too much sexual harrassment to let any girl feel threatened and not do anything about it nowadays.


tommarvolohiddles:

the whole plot of abraham lincoln vampire hunter is henry telling abe not to get too attached to anybody and then abe becomes attached to the whole country and henry follows him around yelling “goddammit abe i gave you one job


yes I’m gonna call out sexist creeps yes it is necessary no I’m not overreacting and no I will not apologize for viciously protecting each and every girl to the best of my ability

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bye



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